Alexis Tomallo – Cleveland, Ohio

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I present to you: dumbo the dumb h0. The only thing sh1ttier than her personality is her treats that she calls her “small business.” When you see this Sasquatch coming your way, hide your man because she will message anyone and anything with a dick between their legs. Her clothes are way too tight but it’s too bad her vagina’s not due to being ran through by Cleveland’s grimiest professional athletes. She spends her weekends messaging countless famous men in hopes they’ll give her a chance. Every man that makes this unfortunate mistake ultimately regrets it and will tell you they were simply in a dark place. After seeing her in person, you’ll realize the Instagram edits can only do so much. Also be careful-you never know what you might catch after this encounter.

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